a Christmas cracker of a night with Mrs Clause hosting the gig


Headliners Stu and Garry: The Stand’s resident imorov troupe

“Really REALLY funny! Stu and Gary tick all the boxes: They have obviously been arsing about together for years – from Brazilian Soap Opera to Extreme Ironing. Add to this a fab array of accents, total confidence, sharpness, genuine ear-to-ear grins – and you’ve got yourself a really good night out. Highly recommended.”
Plus 2 great support acts, a Crimbo Quiz and Karaoke too, and all for a £5 note. You lucky people. Tickets will be going fast for this extraordinary night of live entertainment so get your finger out.

The Paisley Songwriters Guild have their festive bash in the Hoose on Wednesday the 21st December. A briiliant night of original singer songwiters showcasing their talents. The stars of the future today in Hamishes’

The festive Karaoke on Christmas and New Years eve kicks off around 3pm as we will be closing at 10pm. On Boxing day and the 2nd Jan we will have Karaoke from the magic Chris. A full menu will be available over the holidays so to secure a table phone 0141 561 7105

Have a happy Christmas at Hamishes’ Hoose

Hi Folks,

Just a wee note to say that from Thursday the 1st December we are doing our world famous Buy One Get One Free Deal on Traditional Roast Turky Dinners as well as our Regular Main Meals, Aye TWO smashing Norfolk roast Bird with all the trimmings dinners for the price of ONE. You dont like turkey but you pal does, easy get whatever you want from the regular menu and your pal the turkey and you get the cheaper one free. Sounds like we are Bonkers, no that was a club in Glasgow (LOL) we are Hamishes’ Hoose the Home of Hospitality right here in Paisley, take advantage of us.


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This Saturday, the 1st of May (the day you wash your face in the morning dew in order that you remain fresh skinned all year) sees one of the best stand up comedians in the country appear in Hamishes’ Hoose, Raymond Mearns (for it is he) has the sharpest. keenest and rapier like wit of anyone I have ever seen. I have seen him a number of times as he used to MC the Joke Box many moons ago. I never tire of seeing him as he always has me in stitches ( I need to stop him carrying that ice pick). He is learned, has studied law and the female form and is an all round smart ars*. Deffo one to catch. also on the bill is MC Scott Agnew, Mark Nelson and Davey See. You can pay at the door or to ensure to get in, pop into the pub and buy a ticket before Saturday.

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