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Huv ye ever had to bite yer tongue? 2 years, 1 month ago #46624

  • dunli
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I was sharing some food with my good friend Iva Blankface just the other day and she is always in situations where she cannot believe the things some people come away with.

Her latest conversation was with a check in girl at Glasgow Airport. Iva was flying off to see her daughter Yuva who lives near this Hinterland where I have been reclused for some time.

I had to agree with Iva in one sense but I tried to explain the rigorous and painstaking security we must now all bear. The check in girl asked Iva if anyone had put anything into her baggage without her knowledge!!!

Picture the scene…picture Iva’s face!

Within the space of her long, blank stare, she replied, “If it was without my knowledge….how would I know?”

To the knowledgeable and wise people of this fantastic site, I throw the question to you all.

What would your answer have been?

Have you ever been in a situation where you cannot believe what has been said?

Don't be shy....come on....let us know!


Kind regards,

Dunli.
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Dunli
Last Edit: 2 years, 1 month ago by dunli.
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Re:Huv ye ever had to bite yer tongue? 2 years, 1 month ago #46678

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Would you believe it!

Just had a text message from Iva Blankface to say that she went into a takeaway food stall and asked for a burger. She was asked by the assistant if she wanted everything on it.

Iva asked if she could have minimum lettuce. The girl told Iva that she didn't have any as they only had iceberg lettuce.

I am now being pestered by this woman.

Do you think I should pass her details on to KK?

Any suggestion will be gratefully received.

Regards,

Dunli
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Dunli
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Re:Huv ye ever had to bite yer tongue? 2 years, 1 month ago #46719

  • JeanetteG
I think passing Iva over to KK would be a brilliant idea - he's sure to have plenty of "little gems" for her.
JeanetteG
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Re:Huv ye ever had to bite yer tongue? 2 years, 1 month ago #46721

No sure aboot that Dunli, KK isny too fond of leaves. Need tae ask him

Wid Iva & Yuva be ony relation to Heezgotta?
This fells is from check republic and is looking for some long lost relatives.

Na shledanou
I came into this world with nothing and I've still got most of it left
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